Joel West, Comic

Mr Prime Minister: You Are An Idiot

Mr. Harper what were you thinking? To hold a summit in a populated area like Toronto? It shows contempt, lack of planning, lack of foresight and just plain stupidity. Shame on you, you coward!

First you spend millions of dollars of tax payers money on boondoggles. A fake lake. Beautification of areas that the delegates would never see but are coincidentally in areas that are parts of ridings belonging to your party. The platitudes. The fact that the only NGO allowed into the press area supports your policies. But this is last straw.

You knew Mr.Harper. You knew that Toronto needed scaring. So, you planned a world summit in a city that was wide open to your chicanery. You planned the summit in such a way that PEACEFUL demonstrators would be harassed and harried. And then when it was too quiet you formented a riot. It would not surprise me if you had agents provocateurs in the crowd. And you are saying NOTHING! COWARD!

Toronto police were force to use tear gas on once peaceful demonstrators.

Toronto police are now arresting provably innocent people.

Toronto police have become your SS Mr. Harper.

And you and I both know that ‘security measures’ will require a loss of civil liberties for the city of Toronto, for all cities in Canada and for all Canadians.

All for a riot that COULD have been avoided.

Let’s pretend Mr. Harper. Let’s assume you were innocent. Let’s assume that you had no idea about the potential for rioting and that you actually gave a damn. If that were so then you would have planned a summit in a rural area AS HAS BEEN DONE IN THE PAST. But no Mr.Harper. You wouldn’t do that. It had to be staged in a city, in Canada’s biggest city where you could manipulate the outcomes. Where you could stage a riot and actually have it come to fruition.

Mr. Harper, Canada is a good country and Toronto is a good city, despite evil scum like you. Quite frankly Mr. Harper, I bet you wash you hands now. You call for a further loss of civil liberties in the name of your summit. And Mr. Harper you hold Toronto and its citizens hostage.

You will be pure tomorrow, Mr. Harper. Tomorrow you will be saddened and shocked. Today you are too excited. It happened just the way you wanted. I’m sure the billows of smoke rising from Queen Street gave you an erection and I am certain that the billions of dollars loss to Toronto makes your nipples hard. Now you have a reason Mr. Harper. One that you and your thugs and goons created.

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